FRIDAY THE 13th, Could it possibly GET any WEIRDER?...lol

Hey girls, wazzup?
How's YOUR day going? ;D Now let me tell ya, I'm no
fool, and very down to
earth, but over the years many strange & unexplainable
occurances have happened to me..
sometimes I think that I'm some sort of channel for
these to manifest themselves...other times, i just think that I'm in the
odd place at the right time...lolol
Today has been VERY odd. FIRST, there was the
reappearance from thin air of my friend Jude,
who disappeared seemingly off the planet last April...without a trace!
that's # 1
# 2~ Today here in NYC it was SOOO foggy all day &
night too, the the city virtually disappeared in that soup...it never let up,
and is still enveloping the city... you can't see much of ANYTHING! Explainable,
but wierd for Friday the 13th... lol
# 3 While at work, I had an electrical service for no
good reason blow up on me...s'ok, I'm fine... but not something that should
happen for any good reason... it did
startled the P! outta me...literally! sheesh! I still
have my eyelashes... ;D last time this
happened I lost them, my eyebrows, and was a real
flaming red head...literally! WHEW! This was not my
doing, and so I find it quite suspect... ...hmmm...
# 4 on my way OUT after work... a Cadillac parked
across the street spontaneously combusted... burned voraciously with 25 ft. flames, and
finally blew up! A real hot rod to be sure!...lol I guess that's the result of smoking the tires & burning asphalt on the 13th...lol...kewel! I've never seen
that before in person ! I got a really good distance away before it
blew... BANG! weird eh? I'll have my
employee who was with me send me the pics off the blackberry so's ya know I'm not
fibbin!
# 5 After the car blew, and I went to get paid... a
miscalculation left me
with less than 1/2 of my pay for the week, & I'm the
project manager! That NEVER happens...
again, weird... & not good, as B went out shopping
all hollywood & splurged on a new spensive' outfit &
heels... DOH!
(It's REALLY cute though!) ;D THAT was a good
thing... ;D
# 6 after getting to my neighborhood... & coming
in...I looked at the web for
a sec...THEN... all of a sudden, my main monitor died!
dubble doh!
#7... getting tired yet?...;D lol My little Pi~rat cat (he's blind in one eye...har matey!)
decided that this was the day that he would declare his maleness, and
sprayed the whole house with musk...ewwwww!
It's like the cat planet in Kilgore Trout's Venus on
the Half Shell....!!!! PU! MEOW! That's it, I am dyin'
in here... AND, and decided to be merciless & take him
for an orchiotomy... so I get a TS cat, and still
can't decide for myself...DOH! lol
# 8...I went to the bank to deposit...parked legally
& all... when I got
out...3 busses had taken up 1 lane for 50 yards..stopped dead in
their trax...turned the lights off, threw away the
keys and seemingly left for the night leaving the 3
busses both blocking a lane, and completely blocking
me from getting out... SO! I drove on the sidewalk to
get out! AND, when I got to the front of the lead
bus...there was a cop sitting right there! DOH!
busted!...lol well, he didn't
speak, just looked at me like "You know what you
did"...lol handed me a ticket for $150.00...
and so I drove home...AND... the wierdest of the wierd...
I was in the elevator at work today, which resembles a
dark wooded coctail
bar... lol I'm half expecting to get in one day, and
see barstools, and a panel cut out in
the back with a tall thin man serving martini's ...
there is a bar like that in NYC...that
size anyway... only fits 6 people...lol you find
EVERYTHING here... ;D that's one reason why I
love it... wink! BUT, I turned to this fellow in the
elevator who works for the bldg., and remarked that
there seem to be ALOT of beautiful women in the
building...he, without turning his head, rolled his
eyes over at me & said...BETTER BE CAREFUL, YOU COULD WIND UP
WITH A D**K IN YOUR A**!!! What the fak? !!
Now New Yorkers come in every style imaginable, and are known
for being quite direct... but THAT was
awfully weird... This bldg. is in my sister Victoria's
neighborhood... I'm not putting
it past running into her yet in the elevator, on a
barstool, drinking a martini...lol
# 9...I WAS going to go out tonight...Kristianna wants me to go to
the Viper Room... should I dare step outside again? or
wait till the 14th... lolol
# 10 Yes, it was certainly one for the memoirs...lol the final cap was this... I
finally said nope, not
going back out there... went & got some organic Chinese food...rather had it
delivered...not
wanting to go back out there...lolol...anyway, I finished my meal, & cracked open
the
fortune cookie...it said..."Come back later...I am sleeping.(yes, even cookies
need their
sleep too!)... wow, Zen or what!? ;D

B !


YOU TELL ME? Anything "off" happen to you today? ;D